PLEASE STOP DOING THIS ON FACEBOOK!

Posted: May 6, 2011 in Content, Current Events, Entertainment, Pop Culture, Social Media
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Social media is a here to stay and it’s a necessary marketing tool for you and your business.  I’m a facebook junkie.  I always aim to engage my friends in some sort of discussion thread or entertainment element.   As a public service I offer the following that I urge all to STOP DOING ON FACEBOOK!

 1)  NO MORE PICTURES OF FOOD YOU ARE ABOUT TO EAT:  Being able to flag down a waiter, decide on an entre’, order it, then have it delivered to your table is hardly a magic trick.  Put down your iPhone, grab your fork Copperfield, and eat your freaking dinner.

2)  PUT A SHIRT ON AND GET AWAY FROM THE MIRROR:  Congratulations on shaving your chest and your twelve pack.  All that hard work in the gym has rewarded you with being alone on a Saturday night with your shirt off in front of your bathroom mirror and your cell phone in your hand.  Now go to your room, close the blinds and your door, and do what we know you need to do to yourself.

3)  STOP LOOKING LIKE A DUCK AND SMILE LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING:  I’m not sure what makes the females think they are being seductive when they make this face.  It looks more like the sudden onset of bell’s palsy.  Unless you floss with a rope, open up your mouth and show me those pearly whites!.

Social Media is a great thing.  Follow me on Twitter HERE.  Be my facebook friend HERE.  That’s all for today.  I need to let everyone on Four Square know that I just walked into Home Depot!!

Comments
  1. This made me laugh and I couldn’t agree more! I would add numbers 4 and 5: I don’t care about your horoscope for the day. You’re a Virgo. I’m a Taurus. This is not helpful. I also don’t care to see what your unborn fetus is doing. Please post real pics of your ultrasound, or your child after it’s born… I just don’t love the automated daily pregnancy updates!

  2. Kc says:

    Yeah I always hated looking at girls pictures when they have “the duck face” going on. Its fucking annoying. Yah this definitely made me laugh.

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