BREAKING NEWS: LOOK WHAT CHAZ BONO CAN DO!!

Posted: September 2, 2011 in Content, Current Events, Entertainment, Pop Culture
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For the first time since 1945 America showed zero job growth last month.  We have a tropical storm AND a hurricane that pose threats to our mainland.  We are nine days away from the ten-year anniversary of 9-11.  Please put those and other issues on the back burner because Chaz Bono is SHOWING OFF HIS NEW BEARD!!

I can imagine if my father were alive today and he saw this “story” on the news.  The conversation would probably go like this:

Dad:  Who’s the fat guy?

Me:  That’s Chaz Bono.  Remember the Sonny and Cher show you didn’t like because Sonny had a cheesy mustache?  That’s his daughter that he would pick up and hold during every show.

Dad:  She looks like a man.

Me:  Well technically she is.  She is a transgender, she is now a he, and he can grow a beard.

Dad:  Good for her or him.  Why does anyone give  s**t?

Sadly many people do.  People are threatening NOT to watch Dancing With The Stars because Chaz Bono is a contestant!  That’s insane to me.  I’m gonna watch BECAUSE of Chaz Bono.  I wanna see who has the bigger head; Chaz or Nancy Grace.  I wanna hear Chaz talk to Tom Bergeron.  Will he sound like Bowzer from ShaNaNa?  I wanna see if he keeps the beard and decides to become Amish.

Pick your battles America.  Chaz Bono is NOT one of them.  Have a  great and safe weekend!  🙂

 

Comments
  1. The only ppl making an issue of this are Chaz, the cast and his Mom. Attention seeking much? #DWTS So here is the deal don’t try to educate us or tell us when to talk to our children and about what. Keep the #LGBT agenda at home. We still won’t watch because #DWTS stinks. Besides Mondays are for the Golden Girls Marathon.

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