Posts Tagged ‘naked’

life

Life is strange…….at least mine is.  We all make mistakes but mistakes are how we learn.  I’ve made countless mistakes so I should be pretty smart but the only thing this proves is that I have a superfluous amount of mistakes yet to endure.   Having said this I thought I would share some of the lessons in life I have learned.

  • Never raise your voice to win an argument:  People that yell are frustrated and the secret to winning an argument is to frustrate your opponent into raising his/her voice.
  • Kindness cannot be taught you either practice it or just make the conscious decision to be an asshole.
  • Never date anyone that you meet at last call.
  • Money pays bills but it doesn’t create self-worth.
  • Experience a brush with death and you will figure out the meaning of life.
  • People will use the word “amazing” when it’s not truly “amazing.”
  • Drinking tequila leads to one of two things: getting into a fight or taking your clothes off.
  • People with a cross tattooed on their forehead do not work at NASA.
  • Never trust anyone that believes wrestling is real.
  • Whoever created bottled water or salad in a bag is a genius.

It took me many years to figure out these proverbs of wisdom.  I look forward to the mistakes I will make today to create my lessons of tomorrow.

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Crazy monkeys, crazy preachers, why Danny doesn’t drink Patron and more.  Just click below to listen.

the truth

What has happened to honesty?  Why are we afraid to speak the truth.  Click below and take a ride through DANNYLAND!

naked birthday boy

Say “hi” to my new roommate.  He HATES my Trump hat.  Click below  for the latest adventure in Dannyland!

deli store owner

GREAT stuff to close out the week.  Only weird and warped stuff from the debate last night.  Naked pictures on a smart phone gets teacher fired.  Pam Anderson tells us where one of her kids was conceived.